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From Your
Dog - Things That Tick Me
Off!!
- Blaming your farts on me... not funny.
- Yelling at me for barking... I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG YOU
IDIOT!!
- How you naively believe that the stupid cat isn't all
over everything while you're gone. (Have you noticed that
your toothbrush tastes a little like cat?)
- Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff
out. (Exactly whose walk is this anyway?)
- Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose...
stop it.
- Yelling at me for rubbing my butt on your carpet. Why'd
you buy carpet?
- Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests.
Sorry but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing
yet.
- How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both
know the truth, your just jealous.
- Dog sweaters. Have you noticed my fur?
- Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know
why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.
- When you insist on picking up the piles in the yard. Do
you realize how far behind schedule that puts me?
- Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting
surprised when I freak out every time we go back
there.
- The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a
dog! What a proud moment for the top of the food
chain.
- Invisible fences. Why do you insist on screwing with
us?
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